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I'm embarrassed that I didn't know about this movie!



Look Out! I bought a Vampire Motorcycle!



www.imdb.com/title/tt0097550/



     The gist: evil motorcycle gang kills evil occultist, evil occultist possesses motorcycle, guy buys motorcycle, motorcycle seeks revenge, hilarity ensues.
     I just love the title. Sounds like it should be a TV show. Maybe it could be pitched to SyFi channel. With its tank full of human blood and the wails of tortured souls emanating from the silvery chrome exhausts, Vampire Motorcycle speeds into the night, searching for its next victim.
     I would actually watch that.
     Would it be an undead machine? Or something more a'la Christine? There could be another motorcycle made of different bike parts, and during an engine starting experiment a bolt of lightening transforms the hodgepodge machine into a Frankenstein-ish monster bike. Every time the engine is revved it would go "Hurrrr-Hurrrr Rarrrr!" (Help me out, you have to imagine a Boris Karloff growl here)
     Then the two motorcycles could fight.
     Hmmmm....It . . . could . . . work.

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