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A Disappointing Revelation.

I thought I had invented a new word. However, a Google search has proved me wrong. I was so sure it was new. What word was it, you ask?

 

"Procrasturbation"

 

But I disagree with the definitions of the term that I came across. The definition that one finds online is procrastination by masturbation. Like, Fred should be mowing the lawn, but he is masturbating instead. Another definition is 'wasting time by masturbating.' I think the definition should be 'putting off masturbation.' Like, putting off masturbating until the next day.

 

The dictionary defines procrastination as follows;

 

1) to defer action; delay

2) to put off till another day or time

     Seems to make sense that procrasturbation would mean putting off or delaying masturbation. But what do I know.

      Inventing a new word is called Neolexia. There, I know that.



Speaking of new things...


exterminate!


     I don't know what they were going for here; sun lamp, lighthouse effect, I-Got-A-Dalek-On-My-Head, who knows. Look at the thing and tell me you trust the 'No Risk Of Any Kind' tag. The poor guy looks like he had all the dignity sucked out of him. Old Popular Mechanics have a lot of wonderful like ads like this in the back. Build your own car/Look for uranium in your backyard/be a millionaire locksmith. Since Rogaine is on the market these days and not this . . . hat . . . device . . . creature . . . thing, I'm guessing it didn't work as well as advertised. But maybe it did work on a few lucky souls.

 

Yikes!



    Plus the ad just says "will grow hair." Doesn't say where. Might have been on the knees or elbows or other hard to see places.


Link to original pic; lovelylisting.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/01/04/funny-real-estate-wherever-i-wear-my-hat-thats-my-home/

 

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